We here at OnlyClout do not condone drug use of any kind. But our clothes will not help you convince the cops that you don’t.
Let your sense of style meet your sense of humor. Nothing says “I have my feet on the ground, and my head in chunky vape clouds” like a sweatshirt that has Vladimir Putin in a tie-dye on it. Would he be happy with you wearing that? You’ll have to ask him.
With our wild rave and festival attire, you’ll be dressed like a walking blacklight poster from some stoner’s basement. Wear our clothes for any occasion: electronic music festivals; Grateful Dead shows, back alley raves; wear our clothes to a job interview if you want. We don’t care. But let us know if you got the job you crazy bastard.
Your Mom will say, “Please take off that King BongBong Trippy Cloak. It’s giving me a headache”. Don’t worry about that. Her brain simply can’t handle your drip. You look stunning. And yes, you read that right. We sell f***ing cloaks. Dress like you dropped out of Hogwarts to sell healing crystals to centaurs so you can follow your dream of making dubstep.
Wear these clothes on the bus and watch random strangers’ minds explode when they size you up. Our clothes are so trippy they trigger flashbacks in grizzled old hippies. You’ll activate peoples pineal glands at the mere sight of your threads. Joe Rogan would be so proud of you.
These clothes are for your safety.
If you’re lost at Electric Forest, our clothes will help your friends find you if you’re separated. Through the light-up hula-hoopers, past the guys who look like wizards spinning fire-poi, against the pounding deep-house music and wook drum circles, they’ll be able to see you, in the loudest rave gear at the festival, clear as day..
And if you’re too far out of sight, man, you will be instantly recognizable to anyone you pass by. “Have you seen the kid wearing the sweatshirt with Mario spun out of his gourd eating poisonous mushrooms on it?” your friends will ask. “At the tent selling grilled cheeses, you say? We’re on our way.”
If you want to get lost, our trippy clothing will work as camouflage when you stand in front of graffiti. Become one with the neon lights at techno shows. Capture the magical spirit that makes any gathering of vibes so special, whether that’s the Gathering of the Vibes or a chill session with your friends: the acceptance and embrace of your silliness.
You don’t just have an eye for fashion, you have a third eye for fashion. At OnlyClout, we see you. All that matters to us is that when you’re wearing our clothes, you’re having the time of your life. Now get out there and have some fun!